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March 11, 2012


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Ugh I am SO pissed of right now!!! :pissedoff:

So I have been getting into the show 'My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic' lately and so far my favorite pairing is PinkieDash. I don`t mind much other My Little Pony pairings...however AppleDash is the one that REALLY pisses me off. I am not EXACTLY sure why, but I hate it.

I think the main reason why I hate it is because it is SO popular and I do not understand why and the fact that people are saying everywhere 'AppleDash is SO canon' How the Hell is it canon???? They are not ACTUALLY together, and it is not even said that they do. :disbelief:

I know what you are going to say... and my answer is 'Yes I do support PinkieDash, but it is not canon. Well it is definatly obvious that Pinkie Pie has a big crush on Rainbow Dash, but it still doesn't make it canon.'

Okay, here are the ''Reasons'' why people think AppleDash is canon:

1. Rainbow Dash always helps AppleJack on the farm
My Observation: Umm, she helps her out SOMETIMES, not all the time. The only episode where I see Rainbow Dash help AppleJack out is in the 'Lesson Zero' episode where Rainbow Dash tears down the barn for AppleJack. Plus I think Rainbow Dash WOULD be the best helper along with Fluttershy than the other ponies because they have wings, so they can do alot more things to help.

My Observation: Oh yeah that is SOOOO canon...Really?? Are you serious?? How is that canon? Rainbow Dash does this to almost every joke! And right before she does this to Apple Jack, she almost does the same to Pinkie but doesn't pin her down. Plus, she is asking her at that part,''Did we stop Discord?'' So that is why she looks worried and she pins her down because Rainbow Dash just loves pinning people for some reason... :P :P :P *Insert Lion King Quote Here* I guess because she always has to prove how strong she is and has to be so cocky *much like a guy *ahem* *

3. They have that competition in that one episode
My Observation: They are having the competition to prove who is better at doing most athletic activities. That is the thing with Rainbow Dash and AppleJack too, they are both tom boys so they remind me of a Guy and his best buddy in real who don't have a thing for eachother.

4. They are always together
My Observation: It is because they have the most in common, and they always show off their skills. Plus they seemed to have known eachother longer than they have known the other ponies.

My Observation: This is actually the video that got me pissed off. I watched this episode a couple of times before watching this video, and didn't notice anything like that in that scene. Plus, the person in the description said,'Twilight, are you implying that Applejack and Rainbow Dash are a couple? I mean she keeps saying "you 2"... No offense to the person who said that but...that is stupid! :-X First of all, Twilight WANTS Rainbow Dash to have a problem with AppleJack because in that episode, Twilight wants something to learn about friendship so she goes around to different ponies to find out if they have a problem that Twilight can fix. Second, so what if she is saying 'you two'??? That can mean for two friends getting into a fight to. My Mom is actually like Twilight in that part because whenever I get into a fight with my best friend, she says things like this.

6. They Argue All The Time:
My Observation:`They are Tom Boys! Ofcourse those two argue all the time.

There may be more, who knows right??? But that is all the reasons so far why people think AppleDash is canon, and these are the reasons why I think AppleDash is NOT canon. Oh there was also this episode too where it looks like AppleJack is kissing Rainbow Dash on the cheek but she is not...end it at that.
Sorry AppleDash fans but I really dislike this pairing, I just had to get it all out. If you won't listen to my observations and just ignore...then whatever. Like this pairing all you want, it doesn't mean I will though.

So yes, I hate AppleDash *Puts on Sunglasses* DEAL WITH IT!
  • Mood: Anger
  • Listening to: Jar of Hearts
  • Watching: Random Pony Videos
  • Drinking: AppleJuice
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Cleverpelt Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Appledash is my favourite pairing.

And you're pissed at the shippers who think Appledash is canon (I'm not one of them), yet you say that it's obvious Pinkie has a crush on Dash? I don't think so. Where was it EVER proved?

And someone makes a vector. SO WHAT? At least it's not R34 Holy shit I hate those

Plus I ship Pinkieshy

Clapping Pony Icon - Rainbow Dash Heart - Free Clapping Pony Icon - Applejack 
maisienoodlemoo Featured By Owner Nov 2, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
yessssss i do too!MLP:Evil fluttershy Clapping Pony Icon - Applejack Clapping Pony Icon - Rarity 
WeirdalPolkapower Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
this weird al and heres his opinion on appledash. :iconweirdalyankovicplz::iconw2plz::iconw3plz::iconappledashplz::iconbloodburstplz:
Celestial-Rainstorm Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Can't two characters ever be best friends without having some love-shipping bullshit? 
WeirdalPolkapower Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
EXACTLY! oh my god i know right? Its like two girls cant bond over something and have heated arguments without perverted shippers going LESBIAN SECK!!!!$!@##### oh crap that killed my keyboard XD
Celestial-Rainstorm Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
persiancat111 Featured By Owner Jul 29, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
I can't STAND Appledash. I think its cuz they always seem to like each other the least in the show, and they tend to get in some fights. I don't really have an opinion on Pinkiedash, but it certainly is much better then Appledash.

Twilestia is the best though
ThePrankingPony Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist

Twilestia is best pony.
persiancat111 Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
don't ya mean best ship?
ThePrankingPony Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
It's a joke.

But it is the best ship.
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